Hey babe! =D I noticed your birthday was coming up in a couple days, so I wanted to mosey on over and wish you a most glamorous and awesome time on your special day! XD
Heh. Well, I've been part of TSA for years. You build up callouses reading things like that - well, honestly, most TSA fic isn't anything like that, members pride themselves on being above bad porn, but those do show up.